AlAmir St.MichaelPremium

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Saint Lamont Hill ✊🏾/ 1x Milas Hot Tamale Award Winner/ Current Yodas Cutie Pie record holder. Writer & cultural analyst. Psychology, sociology, music & digital culture. Creator of LVRS Radio. Essays, research & projects ↓
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AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
For MY R&B lvrs 🫡\\08.29
OUT 8/28
🎵 Tamia—Forever and a Day
🎵 Nippa+Jordan Ward—Kacey
🎵 Ciara+Akeem Ali—Yes
🎵 Lalah Hathaway—Can’t Let Go
🎵 Drea Dominique—Roll
💿 Sy’Rai—Cold War
💿 Marcus Harvey—Son of Elvis
UP
💿 9/4 Mind Bath—Aqueous
💿 9/25 Nippa—Homegrown
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
A gay man, a black woman, a Muslim, A Native American woman, a Palestinian, and Latina all won their midterms. You guys are fucking amazing 🫶🏾🫶🏾
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I'm gonna be active again as soon as I get back to the States, lmao. The connection sucks in the Middle East dawg 💀
Dee’Gunna1nahPremium @Dee1ndonly Oct 21, 2026
Stop talking about the population and get it popping then
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
I would love to do a psychological assessment of one of the guys that got their ahem....monkey...rated by strangers and what they were looking to gain from that 💀
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Thank you, everyone; that caught me up on the shit that was going on while I was away. Now I understand why I only see like 5 people I know.
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Lastly its takes me 30 minutes to go from a white screen to to the homepage while in Jordan and it doesn’t load at all when in Palestine, this site HATES ARABS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
So uhhh, those folks broke my pinky and ring finger on my fucking writing hand when I was trying get across the border 😐

On the bright side, I can dislocate them on command which is kinda sick ngl
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Do my American folks know about global health insurance? Like yall be traveling out of the country to get work done or just vacay and don’t have insurance in case something happen?
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
I did NOT die to KFC chicken lmaooo
I was in Palestineeee, I’m in Jordan rn feeling very prideful and VERY radical 🥰🥰🥰
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
LMAOOOOOO fuck em 🤭
Anyways look at how the sun was treating my face before my walk this morning 🥰🥰🥰
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Oct 16, 2026
@AlamirJihad say it aint so
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Why is summer and summaries pronounced the same but its not spelled summeries? shouldn't it be pronounced (sum-are-eez) and not (suh - mureez)?
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AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Just finished the pod, my mom recounts her 9/11 story all the time cause we flew into New York the day before so I could celebrate my first birthday with my American fam. She was pushing me in the stroller 4 blocks away
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
My KFC review, they have to be laundering money to stay in business. What the fuck have they been feeding the people since the 1930s
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
My stomach……….
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad Sep 10, 2026
trying KFC for the first time right now, will give updates momentarily
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
which is ironic, cause when we were all having fun we were simping and pandering 💀. now mfs start talking a little bit of truth and now we cant ever be joking anymore for the rest of time
UNCPremium @XSR5400 Sep 10, 2026
Niggas ain’t funny just sensitive! #SubJeet
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Sep 10, 2026
This voice right here... I have freed tribes of swimming children from their LONG meaty prison
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Aye duke and the data collector from 🤫 community, get otp and speak to GoDaddy and tell them to release the domain to hostinger man, enough now. #subjeet
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Bro I left, couldn’t load the site, left again, came back, recapped the pod, went to work, came back during lunch and yall having the same pod as yesterday 😭😭😭 wtf going on, lighten up my GOD
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AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Myanmar, Asia 😍
mila @dntlookatmi Sep 10, 2026
what’s yall dream vacation? money, time and childcare isn’t an issue.

Quote with a picture ✨
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Waiiiit so yall been in here subjeeting and didn’t even give the creator credit?!?!?! Mm mm mm
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Sep 10, 2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so I see yall wont fuckin with my #SubJeet hashtag.... but still subbin
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
So Apple lobbied to ban Huawei just to bite they shit damn near one to one, i kinda respect it a little bit 😭😭
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Ok I think I’ve caught up now lol. we got subjeets, Chyna was naked, my love was in heat wilding on the tl (we gonna talk later, but get ya shit off 🤣😐), American football has started and people made ish picks, and the men were being katty. Gotcha 👍🏾
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Oh yall have been overly active today lmao, it’s a lotta shit to catch up on 😭😭
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
bro all my fire gifs and memes are on my phone and I cant OPEN THE FUCKING PLATFORM ON IT BRO FAHHHHHHHHH
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
they talked about meat a wee too much this pod, and flip gotta stop pump faking beef with mfs (pause)
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
This is what I have so far, most are the exclusive color ones too 🙂‍↕️
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Sep 9, 2026
This is so cool... I need more vinyl
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
GUYS SHE SAID THE THING!!! SHES BACK GUYS
mila @dntlookatmi Sep 8, 2026
Not even sure what Unctie is talking about. I’ve never hated men, I just think niggaz be gay.
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Random VM/compliments
can engage in my random ass deep thoughts
taking initiative (in pretty much anything)
mila @dntlookatmi Sep 8, 2026
tell me 3 non sexual things the opposite sex does that turns you on .
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Generational “hulk smash” fumble here
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Sep 7, 2026
I have a question.......
Whats the strangest thing someone said to you during sex?

Mine is
"HULK SMACK"
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I think I do a fire American accent low key, idk what part of America it would be attributed to, but it’s great for code switching.
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Ouuu I have a crazy one but it’s definitely gonna lead to more questions but fuck it 😭😭, she said and I believe verbatim “fuck yea….remember when you used to fuck me like this?”
This was around 2018 in KoP, PA
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Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Sep 7, 2026
I have a question.......
Whats the strangest thing someone said to you during sex?

Mine is
"HULK SMACK"
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I share a birthday with Nas, Amy Whinehouse, Tyler Perry, jimmy butler, muni long, the current pope, Ivan Pavlov. Like its some heavy hitters born on my day 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Her working on her patients
FatherPremium @Big_Father314 Sep 6, 2026
I was thinking the same thing… but I’m not smart enough to be a doctor so I just be minding my business 😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I used to be one of the head of the coffee hater community, took two years of participation in capitalism sucking the life outta me to now be up at 6am without fail making a fucking coffee, at this rate I’ll be smoking cigs by February
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad ·
Joe Budden Podcast
might be one of my songs of the year on the low
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad Sep 5, 2026
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breakfast and matcha
Isaia Huron
Mr. Lovebomb
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