Rev. Alonso Freakums

It’s all rigged mamas, YURRRRRERR

MercedesMaybvch

@MercedesMaybvch Oct 25, 2026

The week I finally decided to put in a lil parlay and niggas shorted me 2 yards or just underperformed! 😭

Lemme see em

Brosiabee

@Ambrosia Oct 17, 2026

Pass me the ball

Chris @goodjobchris Oct 4, 2026

Side note.. my baby momma got a onlyfans.. I’m high key still very attracted to her.. no matter how bad I won’t subscribe. My pride won’t let me.

Send me your direct deposit form.

Brosiabee

@Ambrosia Sep 28, 2026

You ever just want to tell a mf shut tf up 🙄

Only time I’m this productive is in the beginning of a manic episode smh

UNC

@XSR5400 Sep 26, 2026

Dentist appointment ✅
Bacon grilled cheese lunch ✅
Hair Retwist ✅
Surprised my homegirl at her new shop ✅
She blessed me with a jar of bud ✅
Copped Oreo Cashew Ice Cream while waiting in line behind Boots Riley ✅
Copped microdose shroom capsules✅

My Day has been GLORIOUS!!!

Rory got the best lore in the JBP universe. Nigga a Kappa, Proposed at the roc nation brunch. Stalked and hand delivered a note to AK. Exposed Joe for stealing 400k. Got ran off twitter for saying racist shit in his past. Made a decent R&b album. Packed out QUEENSFLIP. And back homies with Joe Budden.

Not completely, I got on a thong lol

Peela @Peela Sep 25, 2026

Ok Rev but you butt naked in your profile pic tho

First time I had something in my ass was the greatest orgasm ever

Peela @Peela Sep 25, 2026

My friends are down for all types of freaky sex, cept what they see as “fruity shit”. I’m like well that’s why your man is getting a finger in the ass from someone else 🤷🏾‍♀️

👀

Brosiabee

@Ambrosia Sep 25, 2026

Voyeur or Exhibitionist???

me: both

@ian bruh just send them niggas the $400k plus interest and return the jbp to glory. Them niggas built a competing Pod. Ish and Ice will be back at subway and UPS freight.

Rory wanna be back on the JBP so bad. Him having a salary there prob more take home than he’d make long term on NRM. It’s literally just a spite podcast that ran its course.

Beat it Chick headass

Dr. Ca$$

@cass Sep 24, 2026

Ladies if you get dressed for a nice date with your man and he got on any type of Jordan or AF1 let him go. ve been seeing women put on dresses and make up and have their hair did and niggas show up in jordans, some dam purple jeans and a hoodie/ crewneck.

That’s peace

Thagoldchild

@thagoldchild Sep 23, 2026

Rev. Alonso Freakums

@Alonzowill Sep 23, 2026

Men who fuck white women routinely are sexual predators. Ish is a great example. He let a crack head suck his dick. That’s rape. Ish raped a crackhead. Hundreds of other bodies I’d have to statistically say Ish probably raped other women.

Benji Mims

@bmims330 Sep 23, 2026

I peeped the sub, fyi I never fucked or fucked with a white girl in my life. Not sayin anything wrong wit it but chill on me

Yeah completely out as Bi. Started with trans prostitutes. Only would fuck a dude if the dick is a monster and fem.

UNC

@XSR5400 Sep 23, 2026

You completely out now???

Former DL nigga AMA?

Pops a pussy, I would’ve stood ten toes down at the pump. That’s me tho 🤷🏾‍♂️

Wavey

@Wavey Sep 23, 2026

They ain’t lying about that DC Sniper shit. My pops was running in zig-zags to pay for gas inside the store 😂

Just bring back humans @ian @Podfather

Congrats on the $5, Salute

Lick my phone screen

Peela @Peela Sep 21, 2026

Ew and do what with it?!

Send it to me mamas I’ll make good use of it

Peela @Peela Sep 21, 2026

Tried to post a little thirst trap last night and Yoda thought I was in the hospital. Ima quit you niggas again 😭

Ian’s new show is 100x better than Crime in America

Love you unc, been busy with work but I’ll be back on the site acting a fool

UNC

@XSR5400 Sep 17, 2026

The realest nigga on this site is @Alonzowill #CockOclock

Have a blessed day Queen

Adri @chulaeyez Sep 12, 2026

Happy Saturday. Never forget to chase a 🎒! Stay blessed 🙌

I’m gay sis I was talking about boy pussy

My monster cock make every pussy good pussy.

Tay fattz

@Tayfattz Sep 5, 2026

So if every woman got fire pussy . Then you should understand why men cheat .Unless you are willing to admit it’s not that fire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lost 10lbs 🙏🏾

Nigga that’s Michael Paul and Keisha Cole.

The Drawl Review @TheDrawlReview Sep 4, 2026

Shadée Monique and Joe Budden: The Ring, The Reveal, The Fine Print
https://rumble.com/v7f1mpc-she-said-put-a-ring-on-it.html

Fat Joe called flip a terrible human being and that he would commit suicide over Webb and nitty is insane. Genuinely who are they? Literally the only human beings on earth mentioning them are Flip and Joe. Webb and Nitty ERA? Era? Why are New York niggas so horny obsessed over their big bro loser OGs. Fuck Webb and Nitty. Ren and Stimpy ass niggas.

Bruh the hoes don’t give af about Linux, take that shit to Reddit.

KookieFresh

@DatKidKookieFresh607 Sep 3, 2026

If you’ve ever been interested in Linux now might be the time to check it out…Omarchy Quattro has been out like 3 weeks and has already done so much! It’s a good time to be a nerd

Ish personality makes sense when I remember he was bullied growing up and was extremely short in high school.

Imagine the dog pisses in your brita filter when you’re sleeping.

mila @dntlookatmi Sep 1, 2026

I just got home, I’m already tired and annoyed. I ask my dog if he’s ready for his walk, the nigga runs to his water bowl, drinks ALL the water then grabs his leash. He’s making sure he has enough piss for every blade of grass .

Spectrum when I don’t pay my bill.

Z. @blowmeimdope Sep 1, 2026

Unplug this nigga internet

Wow this new update made everything faster and more responsive 🔥

John

@john Sep 1, 2026

All dm issues will be fixed soon soon, promise. We got something in the tuck to send this jont off 🚀

Men pretend they don’t love monster bbc.

Mark looks scary af, very unsettling

JBTV Community @JBTVCommunity Aug 30, 2026

B I G J B P G A N G 📸

Was Rory at the party?

Every time I get high i start craving Colombian trans women

Truth, as a man who loves a finger in his ass.

Emeyekae

@Mik Aug 29, 2026

Weak niggas love brats. Real men don’t have time for that shit. I learned the hard way many moons ago. Type of man who loves a brat will also let you slide your finger in his a##- Good Day!

DM me booty pics I’m sad

Salute

Dee’Gunna1nah

@Dee1ndonly Aug 20, 2026

5’5 shit

Maybe I just wanna tongue fuck you and tease that clit

Emeyekae

@Mik Aug 18, 2026

You know your vagina is kinda dry if a MAN is trying to make out for too long. Anything to rev that dough pussy up.

Oh shit, would you look at the time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Calling a nigga fine on the acommunity website is nasty work.

Shaundra Rose

@crazystylelady Aug 18, 2026

To get drug in a spaces because I started a fun mystery post and called someone fine is absolutely crazy to me. Seriously.

Any tips to keep room clean during a deep depressive episode?

Anochi718

@therealanochi Aug 5, 2026

There is a difference between a messy and dirty ass room. At a certain point neither is acceptable. A dirty ass room is never acceptable. A messy room is tolerable every now and then but a clean room will always be attractive to me

POD sound like hotdog water with out Piggity.

Shonuff @HypeShow40 Aug 5, 2026

lol parks hit the ultimate “fuck em” move 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Well deserved win for Ice.

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