Time for iced coffee & yard work around the house

That plantar fasciitis though 🥴

Did the pod dictionary disappear or am I having a moment?

Went to the optometrist for the first time in 5 years last week, my eyes didn’t get too much worse, but then shits still shaped like footballs 🤣 (astigmatism). Ordered a pair of brown Polo specs, and a pair of glossy black Tom Ford specs. Catch me pushing up my specs like Superman n shiiiiii

That bison video 🤣🤣🤣

So who’s the “my man my man” girl that had the bad breakup, that’s a relationship expert now???? And what about her breakup was so bad???? I NEED THE TEAAA 🫖… I know I’m such a 🐦, probably why I’ve been listening since I’ll name this podcast later ep 1…Someone please spill it 🥹🥴

Can I eat it from the 🚲?

Brown women are beautiful 😍

What ruffles my feathers is, we clearly have evidence on this earth that at some point in time, there was a civilization here that understood something we didn’t (eg Baalbek, Egypt, Stonehenge) And we got Mona laughing on a couch saying “we understand the meat and potatoes”. Child we don’t even have the salt and pepper to this shit.

Ignorant isn’t the word, the word I’m looking for is American. We defeated Hitler, stole Nazi technology & Nazi scientists. This gave us militaristic supremacy. Fast forward, Now our government treats us like a stripper and lies to us at every chance and takes our money. And we out here thinking we know everything and we’re the best. We are the butt of every joke. Get yourself a passport.

When Joe said “you keep it away from home, cause all the chicks you fuck are 40 miles away” #relatableISH

My favorite part of music release day, is getting out of work, and listening to the music in my 2 door, turbocharged German coupe that has 3D Audio, 19 speakers and a subwoofer, stock. It’s a musical experience. #audiS5prestige #paddleshiftprince

So I was watching a Wayno clip the other day on the man accusing S. Diggs, Im going to tell you right now, I got no time for no male company. If there are 20 Spanish females in my house that barely speak English, you can find me locked in that house, not leaving for anything, enjoying each others company, on rock hard, with Rosetta Stone.

Mood:

When he start talking fast like this, MLH about to give you some Grade A, top tier, Bullspit.

::: picks up phone and googles Stephen Hill :::

I don’t know if it’s the Barnum Effect, but when Joe said he sees bigger names/podcasts ending soon, he wasn’t wrong. What’s the chances Joe plays “another one bites the dust” for Gil’s Arena? I think pretty high but he’ll throw on a major cape for them before the song to show love.

Good way to end the holiday weekend ✅ Today consisted of a bit too many Espresso’s & lots of hydrocortisone for the poison ivy.

🇵🇹 Rafael Leão for President 🇵🇹

You know, I never knew there were so many caramel yameans in the JBP community. Looking like a bag of Werther’s on this timeline.

Regarding that superhero question from the pod today, not going to front, superhero or not, Poison Ivy used to have me in a chokehold.

Also wanted to say shoutout to @parksmusic for including Rhode Island in the intro shoutout the other day. Much love from the 401

🤣 Im so old, I just realized that if you’re subscribed to the JBP Patreon, you get the premium tier account on here.

Is there an app for this? Or is this just a website at the moment?

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