Anochi718

Life is what you make it, people make life harder than it already is.

Love myself more, accept who I am in the moment, be accountable for what is in my control to change, and be grateful for it all.

Benji Mims

@bmims330 4h ago

Flip asked a good question: how do you deal with your insecurities?

I need that classic extended joint!

Why ain’t this version on the album? Smh he kept the heat for himself

I need somebody to leak that Drake joint Supermax.

Last #ToxicTuesdays for tonight. Back in 7th grade I started talking to this joint off MySpace and we talked for years so once I started driving I tried linking with her and she kept spinning me. So I fucked her cousin 🤷🏾‍♂️. Come to find out, shorty thought I was a catfish and didn’t wanna be disappointed by meeting me.

Nahhhh lmaooooo

Day

@Dayton 15h ago

Yall know the name of the shot they give you in ya leg, at the emergency room after you test positive for an STD. Why does it burn? Spicy ass needle

#ToxicTuesdays ignoring shorty phone call and texting "Wussup?" don't call me without an appointment.

I just keep looking at the date. I need it to be 10/16! I was really planning on ordering a new iPhone but I need that Duo so I'll wait. This 12pro max has held me down since its release date.

#ToxicTuesdays when she wanna send conserative "nudes" but expect me to send the hammer time vid, Ima send it with the finale edited out on mute and go to sleep.

#ToxicTuesdays when she start fronting like she aint interested, I'll send a text saying "otw be ready in 20" let that text breathe a few minutes then text again saying "my bad wrong person"

#ToxicTuesdays during covid I was fuckin with this joint outta state she drove like a hour and some change. But this other girl that was bullshitting finally decided to give it up. I texted the one girl while she was driving that I was going to take my man to the hospital he ain’t doing well but the door unlocked. I went and knocked the other joint into oblivion, showered, went back home and got the best massage and head ever

#Toxictuesdays I was fuckin with this joint and got caught up. She started crying, talkin about I hurt her so bad. I asked if she loved me and she said yes. I told her I’d never hurt her again now that she love me 😂

#ToxicTuesdays If we have our first date and we dont fuck cus “you don’t fuck on the first night” but we link again the next day and I fuck. We won’t be linking again, grow up!

My favorite part of dating is when bitches dubbed me for having a kid and sure enough they end up pregnant and wanna holla after? Like what happened to you don’t date niggas wit kids? I was at least with my daughter mom for 8yrs 😂

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 1 day ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Parents that hold up the buses. I don’t wanna have to beep my horn cus you running your mouth with the bus driver after you and your kid was running down the street.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 1 day ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Sean Payton did my Saints so bad his last few years smh I’ll never forgive him

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 1 day ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Lupin next month!!

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 2 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Im up and fully functional. Bartender had a heavy hand on them grand marnier sunrises. I had enough energy to get home and watch lioness

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 2 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I talked shit on that early wedding but the open bar got me in bed under the blanket rubbing my feet with my contacts out 😂

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 2 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I’m talkin to this British joint that work at the spot and she box but bad as shit, all I can think about is Ivan drago 😂

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 2 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

After today I may be Calle the “Open Bar Don” 😂

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I ain’t gonna front that was the quickest ceremony ever! That shit started at 11:30 and they just finished lol.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

A wedding on a Sunday morning is some bullshit.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

In 2026 idk why you even did this to yourself 😂

AlAmir St.Michael

@AlamirJihad 3 days ago

would it surprise anyone to know that my stomach is sill fucked from that KFC

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

@monie_rai posted that and this song played in my mind! She got it!

Anochi718

@therealanochi 3 days ago

Spotify

Fatty Girl

LL COOL J, Ludacris, Keith Murray

Yeah Yeah U Know It

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

My nigga LL made a song called “Fatty Girl” where Luda said “I heard you taste like a Cinnabon” 😍

Monie 🌹✨

@monie_rai 3 days ago

Like no other you can smell her coming cause she smell like cinnamon and coco butter ✨

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

My anthem! I threw thousands to this in the spot!!

Anochi718

@therealanochi 3 days ago

Spotify

Can't Do It

Moneybagg Yo, Yo Gotti

2 Federal

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I literally heard this a minute ago and this my shit!!!

Anochi718

@therealanochi 3 days ago

Spotify

I luv (Remastered Version)

ASN JAYBOOG

I luv

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Question for the fellas: if you got a friend that ain’t really been outside and in the mix with women to know the snipers and he happens to bump into one would you let him know or let it be? I’m torn cus my man don’t know any better and is GREENNNN!

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Put this on when you massaging the shoulders about to slide under the bra straps to let her know them titties need to be free!

Anochi718

@therealanochi 3 days ago

Spotify

I Lust 4 You

London Jones

For You

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I’m all for youth sports and them learning the ropes but if they out there getting mushed into the ground every play don’t invite me 😂

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 3 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Back to my cigar and drinks. Went to a lil league football game. Please don’t invite me to your kid game if he sorry

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I never been the weed user, only on occasion. But if I told the stories about my first time having edibles and having a 50mg THC drink yall will laugh me off this app. I rather be drunk than high and stuck in motion 😂

Ea$yMoney

@EasyMoney3 4 days ago

Ate some more edibles….

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Do yall date people that watch the JBP? I havent and don’t think I can. This is my ME time!

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Can’t enjoy football Sunday tomorrow at my spot with the cigar deck smfh! Who the fuck plans a wedding on a sunday?? Like let’s celebrate love but seriously???

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Cigar shop and liquor store run

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I have to conquer fears that are preventing me from success.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Wait until 11am and I turn the bigs on out back.

Anochi718

@therealanochi 4 days ago

Spotify

What About Us

Jodeci

Diary Of A Mad Band

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Just created an ill 20 leg smackaroo for the 1pm games tomorrow

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Another day is another chance

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Finally home. Im so tired I don't wanna do shit but sit here.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Back to back night of bad sporting events for the fam! I can’t wait to drink and blow this cigar down

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

The pitcher on my daughter softball team.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

People that don’t understand no means no <<< I stay away from them in any capacity.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 4 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Why when people have a history of poor business practice and I distance myself they revert to I’m hating on them? All I said was I’m not interested 😂.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 5 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

I hope it’s the latter!

Mike W

@MAWDiddy 5 days ago

Chem test wit Surf & Flip passed....my prediction is either one of two things...Joe finna do the rotating cast like he's spoken about before OR E movin to the main and Surf replacing Mona...that aint a shot at Mona, just a prediction

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 5 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

Anybody watching The Shards on hulu? That finale fucked me up last night.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 5 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

People will set the bar to ground level, only to wonder why they are getting stepped on.

Anochi718

@therealanochi · 5 days ago

Joe Budden Podcast

But in other news, me and brothers universe of joints have collided. His girlfriend’s mom is my old work so the end of the game was as awkward as it can get once I put the pieces of the puzzle together.

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