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I knew this day would come with that one

This reminds me of my good girlfriend telling us she was dating a garbage man and we all laughed at her. 7 years later they still married and he putting her through the mattress. She told us he be stinking all the time (lol) but her bills are paid so

And wait a minute yall what’s wrong with a janitor? Don’t the top janitors make good money? Clean the college and then clean this pussy when you get home!

What the heck did yall do to Kiwi 😭 Kiwi was the one telling Dr. F she was beautiful and to calm down when Dr. F was cussing out folks. Well damn.

My mind is such a labyrinth of NO. Why can’t I be lovely and intoxicating instead of quicksand? And who the fuck is gonna pull me out?

Heh. I see this post made you switch up #onhere. Bitch…be still. 😘

I only liked one black man and he doesn’t like me like that so I continue my journey for a black boyfriend who likes a black woman with an okay body, dick sucking lips, and big ass

*looks guilty* I was one of the ones who asked to see his dick but in my defense, @MercedesMaybvch posted about how good it looked and I was not disappointed

Wait…so when Parks did his confession about who he would really date…well shit now I know who it is (or was at this point lol)

I start a new job on Monday! Same occupation but new firm with a former co-worker 😁and they have a gym in the building! 2027 summer here I come f that!

I DID tag you TWICE and you didn’t say jack shit 😭 I thought we was cool mayne

A hot shower turned into a camera I don’t connect to social media, and me washing off in a lascivious way. Filthy mind, I have.

Now I’m laying down rubbing my feet together like a cricket trying to decide if I should delete it or not.

Banker: “Great news, your credit increased! Good job keeping your score high!”

Me: “Fantastic! Thank you and it was a pleasure seeing you.”

*What I’m really thinking about the whole time* “Man I miss having my tittys pierced, why did I take them out again?”

What a headache, chaotic, fun filled day. Still can’t keep down much. This is why I drink fruity drinks and not dark liquor.

You’re still ugly…so that’s a “W” in the win column.

Got me in my feelings.

Ya girl was fucked to the up last night 😭. My auntie visiting came over early this morning to cook me breakfast so I can function. “”Auntie where is the sugar for the grits?”
“It has salt and pepper in it that’s all you need, who gave you sugar?” Ummm YOUR MAMA, my Grandma?! Da fuck

The girl topic of discussion in the car was “I am more than just a chase.” After the chase is done, the real fun begins but to some that’s “boring”. Ok fine leave me alone and let me find my boring man then. 3 women singing “Same Ole Love” by Anita Baker in the car. Glenda the Good Witch wasn’t so bad.

Drove to be with my girlfriend who is having a hard time after a breakup. She takes me to her Bruja appointment (gurl?!). The Bruja knows I’m not feeling it so she goes “I’m done for the day, I’ll treat yall to my favorite taco spot” so here I am, eating tacos with a “good witch” talking about football 😂

I support every decision Bobby Brown made in the “thug lovin” video, crackmouth and all!

A bitch down bad when Rev is agreeing 😭

@therealanochi I need faith in black men again so please send proof for scientific purposes 🔬👀

Got a new battery and now I’m acting like I’m in Fast and Furious

My mechanic told me my battery would need to be replaced. I said cool I’ll get my brakes and battery at the same time when I come in October 1st. My battery said “surprise bitch!” Am currently waiting for AAA 😒

So would more than half the JB fandom but they on Flip side tho lol

I see a ton of women who are 5’9 I don’t believe this lol

Good morning and have a great day

I don’t even like hard liquor like that but if you have someone who can mix it just right?! Like what you mean bourbon was in that cup, all I tasted was coke

Tried to post a little thirst trap last night and Yoda thought I was in the hospital. Ima quit you niggas again 😭

@Dee1ndonly missed you too nigga