Peela

@Peela
63 posts
A key that can unlock any door is a master key. A door that unlocks for many keys is a shitty door. And that’s why women are whores.
Spotify
Same Ole Love (365 Days a Week)
Anita Baker
Turntable Hits
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Ugly skinny women are the worst ones! In my life they’ve always been the meanest and most defensive cause they feel like “well at least I’m SKINNY! Ain’t that enough?!” No Emperor Palpatine face sorry it’s not :(
BrosiabeePremium @Ambrosia 3 days ago
Being pretty is a privilege being ugly is a curse 😅
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I knew this day would come with that one
Peela @Peela ·
Who is you? Are you new? No followers you ain’t following nobody and you answered me?! People are gonna think I made another damn account I can’t 😭
Kris @krisz 6 days ago
Wall to wall sir..
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
This reminds me of my good girlfriend telling us she was dating a garbage man and we all laughed at her. 7 years later they still married and he putting her through the mattress. She told us he be stinking all the time (lol) but her bills are paid so
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
NOT ME WHEN I DELETED I WAS GONE I WAS NOT JOE F’N KITTY 😭😭😭😭
EBT YoungboyPremium @dadamnstore Oct 22, 2026
How many of you sick niggas got burners in here though????
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
And wait a minute yall what’s wrong with a janitor? Don’t the top janitors make good money? Clean the college and then clean this pussy when you get home!
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
She gon ride me…like a motorcycle 🏍️
AyDawgBlitler @AyDawgBlitler Oct 22, 2026
big...big...big michael michael!!!
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I think it’s time to move Emanny to the main pod. He been waking it up for good discussion.
Peela @Peela ·
Look I WANTED TO POST IT MY COUSIN SAID YOU CRAZY NO. I JUST GOT TOO MUCH EXCITED DIP IN MY CHIP THAT DAY.

YOU SNOOKI SIZED SHORT ASS NIGGA WHO YEARNS FOR TALL OPPORTUNITIES!! 🖕🏾
Dee’Gunna1nahPremium @Dee1ndonly Oct 21, 2026
Also also also also also

If you got a twerk video and you scared to post the twerk video,



don’t talk about the twerk video anymore
Peela @Peela ·
What the heck did yall do to Kiwi 😭 Kiwi was the one telling Dr. F she was beautiful and to calm down when Dr. F was cussing out folks. Well damn.
Peela @Peela ·
Someone new joined the site and you niggas still think I’m doing it?!? I put that on everything IT IS NOT ME 😭😭 @john wtf clear my name 😂😭😂😭
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
My mind is such a labyrinth of NO. Why can’t I be lovely and intoxicating instead of quicksand? And who the fuck is gonna pull me out?
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
When I posted my ass pic, Sharks critiqued it and Brosia being a girls girl, defended my ass pic 🥹❤️. It was like ass court and she was my attorney 😭. Then fat ass fat ass FAT ASS @Dee1ndonly complained the entire time my ass was up until Yoda put hers up, fuck you Dee 😒😒
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Ok I’m being framed! So @joekitty is gone! I need @john to confirm that ugly woman wasn’t me! 😭😭😭😭
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Hate a man that can get me in my feelings. See here’s the thing when you deal with people who have been in long term relationships (like me)

1. You get a person who is ready to explore where things go and steps both feet in.

2. 2. You are dealing with a silent assassin who is just trying to remind themselves they still got it…and can get you if they want.

90% of the time, you dealing with #2 😭😭😭😭😒😒😒
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Where is that one account yall thought was me and she said she a lesbian who stud wants her pregnant lmaooo I’ll never forgive yall for thinking that was me and NOW she ain’t posted since I came back so it looks really like it was me 😭😭😭
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
See?! Don’t let him fool you HE DON’T WANT PEACE! HE WANT PROBLEMS 😭
B HenneyPremium @itstheplug Oct 16, 2026
Don’t get it fucked up. I would love bopping some of u muthafucka cross the head…but peace 🫶🏾
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Heh. I see this post made you switch up #onhere. Bitch…be still. 😘
Peela @Peela Sep 26, 2026
Like I give a damn about what a touched in the head mongrel face bitch thinks about me. Clip that.
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I only liked one black man and he doesn’t like me like that so I continue my journey for a black boyfriend who likes a black woman with an okay body, dick sucking lips, and big ass
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
No one subs on this mofo more than B 😂😂😂
B HenneyPremium @itstheplug Oct 16, 2026
See all that whispering is lame, I ain’t one for the games. If I say FUCK U then it FUCK U, nigga simple and plain…
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
*looks guilty* I was one of the ones who asked to see his dick but in my defense, @MercedesMaybvch posted about how good it looked and I was not disappointed
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Wait…so when Parks did his confession about who he would really date…well shit now I know who it is (or was at this point lol)
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I start a new job on Monday! Same occupation but new firm with a former co-worker 😁and they have a gym in the building! 2027 summer here I come f that!
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
So much going on in my world but last weekend, I entered an amateur strip contest and won 🥇. My cousin took a video so I might block my face and post it lol I dunno. My ass won that contest not me and yall have seen it so 😂
Peela @Peela ·
I DID tag you TWICE and you didn’t say jack shit 😭 I thought we was cool mayne
🖕🏽Premium @BigParks410 Oct 14, 2026
lol I be here if I’m tagged or dm.
Peela @Peela ·
Lord knows I have a MEAN mouth when I’m angry. I’m talking making you feel like the last bubble residue on a glass type of fucked up mouth. 🤐

I still would NEVER say some fucked up can’t take back shit to my significant other EVER. I’m with Freeze and Ish, the love should keep you from saying that relationship ending type of comment.
Peela @Peela ·
Me three!
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Oct 2, 2026
Mine too
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
That was nerve wracking but I’m glad I did it. And don’t complain about my backside! @Dee1ndonly 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
Peela @Peela ·
!!! I will NEVER date another Cancer man
Shy SisterPremium @Shy Oct 1, 2026
Scorpio. Gemini. Cancer. Aquarius.
The signs of the most full of shit manipulative niggas I’ve ever had the displeasure of coming across.
You have to be built different to deal with the unhealed versions of these mfs. #Dontarguewithme
Peela @Peela ·
A hot shower turned into a camera I don’t connect to social media, and me washing off in a lascivious way. Filthy mind, I have.

Now I’m laying down rubbing my feet together like a cricket trying to decide if I should delete it or not.
Peela @Peela ·
Banker: “Great news, your credit increased! Good job keeping your score high!”

Me: “Fantastic! Thank you and it was a pleasure seeing you.”

*What I’m really thinking about the whole time* “Man I miss having my tittys pierced, why did I take them out again?”
Peela Reposted
Peela @Peela ·
What a headache, chaotic, fun filled day. Still can’t keep down much. This is why I drink fruity drinks and not dark liquor.

You’re still ugly…so that’s a “W” in the win column.

Got me in my feelings.
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Ya girl was fucked to the up last night 😭. My auntie visiting came over early this morning to cook me breakfast so I can function. “”Auntie where is the sugar for the grits?”
“It has salt and pepper in it that’s all you need, who gave you sugar?” Ummm YOUR MAMA, my Grandma?! Da fuck
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I haven’t drank this much in ages if nudes hit the timeline I meant it! What a game
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
The girl topic of discussion in the car was “I am more than just a chase.” After the chase is done, the real fun begins but to some that’s “boring”. Ok fine leave me alone and let me find my boring man then. 3 women singing “Same Ole Love” by Anita Baker in the car. Glenda the Good Witch wasn’t so bad.
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Drove to be with my girlfriend who is having a hard time after a breakup. She takes me to her Bruja appointment (gurl?!). The Bruja knows I’m not feeling it so she goes “I’m done for the day, I’ll treat yall to my favorite taco spot” so here I am, eating tacos with a “good witch” talking about football 😂
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Like I give a damn about what a touched in the head mongrel face bitch thinks about me. Clip that.
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Shy read my mind. Like….
Shy SisterPremium @Shy Sep 26, 2026
Secret animosity is weird to me.
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
I support every decision Bobby Brown made in the “thug lovin” video, crackmouth and all!
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
A bitch down bad when Rev is agreeing 😭
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
My friends are down for all types of freaky sex, cept what they see as “fruity shit”. I’m like well that’s why your man is getting a finger in the ass from someone else 🤷🏾‍♀️
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Agree but for me it’s *as much. I shut down quickly if I feel I’m being played.
JTPremium @_jt Sep 25, 2026
If you don't want me more than I want you, then I don't want you.
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
@therealanochi I need faith in black men again so please send proof for scientific purposes 🔬👀
Peela @Peela ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Got a new battery and now I’m acting like I’m in Fast and Furious
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