ChrisPremium

@blazesandstorm
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I fix tech, overthink everything, laugh at dumb jokes, and somehow end up in three-hour conversations about random topics. Figured I'd fit in here.
Spotify
interstellar
monte booker, Young Pink
Interstellar
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ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
This place may be decent...they let me WFH the rest of the day
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Texting me that you miss me on your seven year anniversary is nuts...
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Hit an all-black outdoor thrift market and tried the candied fruit... decent day🧖🏾‍♂️🫰🏾😶‍🌫️
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
K-Pop Dance battle...my kids wanted to go 🧖🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🫰🏾
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Off to the recycle bin🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Going to a test screening for a movie that comes out in 2027... catch y'all later.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Yeah, but it's on some subshit TBH
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee 4 days ago
Question of the Day - have yall ever came from oral only? (Ladies/Fellas)
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
You have to prime the pump before you get the Water 💦🌊
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
... Barcelona. Great times.
mila @dntlookatmi 4 days ago
what’s yall dream vacation? money, time and childcare isn’t an issue.

Quote with a picture ✨
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee 5 days ago
lmao do you know how pussy it is to be an over grown man and block a woman on this app😆🤭 because obviously you’re talking about me yet hiding PULL YOUR SKIRT DOWN B
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
The Don't Tap the Glass vinyl that just released is really nice.
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda 5 days ago
This is so cool... I need more vinyl
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
KiwiDarc🥝Premium @howbizzare 6 days ago
Manners
Kind
Pleasant hygiene 🤭
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
"Drip your sweat into my mouth, Daddy"
Thiccney Griner @BadBishYoda Sep 7, 2026
I have a question.......
Whats the strangest thing someone said to you during sex?

Mine is
"HULK SMACK"
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
My birthday is crazy...
Magellan
Charles Lindbergh
Alice Cooper
Lawrence Taylor
Tabitha Brown
Rosa Parks
Cam'ron
Hannibal Buress
AlAmir St.MichaelPremium @AlamirJihad Sep 7, 2026
I share a birthday with Nas, Amy Whinehouse, Tyler Perry, jimmy butler, muni long, the current pope, Ivan Pavlov. Like its some heavy hitters born on my day 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
RahPremium @rah Sep 5, 2026
NORE does the same thing Fat Joe does but I’ll be quiet.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
The move is find a hotel and go there in case of emergency... otherwise home.
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee Sep 4, 2026
Question of the Day - TMI but do yall shit just anywhere like if nature calls do yall wait until you home and comfortable or if you out n about do you just go?
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Burn this motherfucker down
ImTheKangBih @KangRioEFBC Sep 5, 2026
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
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ImTheKangBih @KangRioEFBC Sep 5, 2026
If you had to choose between Socks, Forks, and lil white babies which do yall think come up missing the most?
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
😂😂😂
ImTheKangBih @KangRioEFBC Sep 5, 2026
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
An overactive mind is wild; makes you tired quick.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
The Street Sharks are out on the prowl early 😶‍🌫️
300Sharks (fight the power head ass) @300Sharks Sep 4, 2026
AOC'S BATHWATER
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
A bottle of Pappy Van Winkle 15, a 32oz 45 day dry aged ribeye, lobster Mac, asparagus, buffalo brussel sprouts with candied bacon...and Karruche and Coco Jones feeding it to me.
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee Sep 4, 2026
Question of the Evening - if you were on death row what would your last meal be?
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Legend in two games, call me PeeWee Kirkland
EBT YoungboyPremium @dadamnstore Sep 4, 2026
The jewels is flirtin be damned if I’m hurtin
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
😶‍🌫️💯
Tea With TamiPremium @TeaWithTami Sep 4, 2026
Race is “based on perceived physical characteristics such as skin color, facial features, or ancestry.” So despite FJ calling himself Black he is simply not. The same way we corrected Rachel Dolezal.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Bar
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee Sep 4, 2026
I know life’s a bitch but she could at least give me head
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