#toxictuesdays

Last #ToxicTuesdays for tonight. Back in 7th grade I started talking to this joint off MySpace and we talked for years so once I started driving I tried linking with her and she kept spinning me. So I fucked her cousin 🤷🏾‍♂️. Come to find out, shorty thought I was a catfish and didn’t wanna be disappointed by meeting me.

#ToxicTuesdays ignoring shorty phone call and texting "Wussup?" don't call me without an appointment.

#toxictuesdays when I was 19 I fucked 4 different bitches raw all in one 24 hr period. I knew I was gonna be burning bridges but I came out ok. lol

One was a random met off black planet.

#ToxicTuesdays when she wanna send conserative "nudes" but expect me to send the hammer time vid, Ima send it with the finale edited out on mute and go to sleep.

#ToxicTuesdays when she start fronting like she aint interested, I'll send a text saying "otw be ready in 20" let that text breathe a few minutes then text again saying "my bad wrong person"

#ToxicTuesdays during covid I was fuckin with this joint outta state she drove like a hour and some change. But this other girl that was bullshitting finally decided to give it up. I texted the one girl while she was driving that I was going to take my man to the hospital he ain’t doing well but the door unlocked. I went and knocked the other joint into oblivion, showered, went back home and got the best massage and head ever

#Toxictuesdays I was fuckin with this joint and got caught up. She started crying, talkin about I hurt her so bad. I asked if she loved me and she said yes. I told her I’d never hurt her again now that she love me 😂

#ToxicTuesdays If we have our first date and we dont fuck cus “you don’t fuck on the first night” but we link again the next day and I fuck. We won’t be linking again, grow up!

#ToxicTuesdays. Remember them diapers you bought for ya lady time. Im puttin garlic powder in the crotch of all them jawns on the way out. And cuttin the strings on ur tampons after I eject em like party confetti around the house.

#ToxicTuesdays fuck going through his phone. just go to his gmail and change the recovery info to yours and then change his gmail password. 🤣

#ToxicTuesdays Fuck that nigga, put a lil hole in the big toe part of all his socks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣